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viking vs samurai


listening to: Distance


1

I was talking to R. today, a whipsmart older woman who is familiar with the family court system. When a woman is in the middle of a divorce involving some degree of wealth, I said to her, there seem to be certain personalities, usually male, who emphasize, But how much has she actually earned? As if everything that goes into building a life breaks down into pay by the hour. The law seems to look at it differently. The law asks: What are the responsibilities that the more powerful partner has toward the less powerful partner, and have those responsibilities been honored or not?

"The court looks at two things: the time and children involved," R said. "They look at the time you put into the marriage as a kind of investment. Years of your life that you gave to this person, this marriage, instead of starting a business, or traveling, or whatever. Years that, obviously, you can never get back." We talked about kids for a while. Then she tipped her head and said, "Maybe you should put this on your blog."

"Maybe I will," I said.

2

I am rearranging my bedroom furniture. This involved giving some of it to my sister Erin and her husband. In return they came over to help. Casey, my brother-in-law, is a mountain of a man my kids delight in climbing. As I watched him relocate a particularly heavy item from one side of the room to the other, I said to Erin, "Thank you for marrying a man of considerable strength and size."

"You're welcome," she responded.

Casey used to work as personal assistant to Burt Reynolds and has some great stories about him that, alas, I cannot repeat here. (I mean I could, and I would like to, but then Casey might just have to kill me). Casey also has Burt's old couches, these macho leather contraptions that dominate their apartment and give it an ominous 1970s kind of feel, as if a stranger in flared jeans is about to rise up from the cushions and whack you with a lava lamp. Now Casey works as a Hollywood stuntman whose latest claim to fame explored a question that philosophers have pondered through the ages: In a fight between a Viking and a samurai, who would be the one to kick ass?

Casey is not the samurai.


http://www.spike.com/video/samurai-killers/3147101



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i_amsherlocked
Apr. 23rd, 2009 05:18 am (UTC)
They look at the time you put into the marriage as a kind of investment. Years of your life that you gave to this person, this marriage, instead of starting a business, or traveling, or whatever. Years that, obviously, you can never get back.
this is so true.
::hugs::
Are you going to the L.A. Times Festival of books this year?
ayoub
Apr. 23rd, 2009 11:25 am (UTC)
It's scary when a monetary value is placed on time spent in love...
moschus
Apr. 23rd, 2009 01:23 pm (UTC)
Someone -- and I'll withhold his identity due to the sheer asshole nature of the remark -- told me that I had "earned" 50,000 dollars per child, because that's what it would cost to hire a surrogate. How do you even respond to that?
ayoub
Apr. 23rd, 2009 01:28 pm (UTC)
What the hell? I have no response, except maybe a slap!
ozmaofoz
Apr. 23rd, 2009 11:42 am (UTC)
.......these macho leather contraptions that dominate their apartment and give it an ominous 1970s kind of feel, as if a stranger in flared jeans is about to rise up from the cushions and whack you with a lava lamp.

very funny!
earthgoat
Apr. 23rd, 2009 01:03 pm (UTC)
I think I have a non-threatening crush on your brother-in-law. Congratulations on having a sister with excellent taste! ;)
cornerofmadness
Apr. 23rd, 2009 03:32 pm (UTC)
Casey also has Burt's old couches, these macho leather contraptions that dominate their apartment and give it an ominous 1970s kind of feel, as if a stranger in flared jeans is about to rise up from the cushions and whack you with a lava lamp. LOVED that

he makes a great Viking

apropos of nothing, finished Lord of Bones , enjoyed it greatly, thank you
calendula_witch
Apr. 23rd, 2009 04:52 pm (UTC)
Re #1: Interesting and helpful, thank you. I've got 15+ years, although no kids.
uke
Apr. 24th, 2009 08:21 am (UTC)
Perhaps it would have been even better had he worn his Viking garb when he moved your furniture.

That show is one of those things which, now that it has been brought to my attention, I must watch. I admit that I own (and use) more than a couple swords myself.
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I'm the author of three published novels: the dark fantasies BLOODANGEL and LORD OF BONES (Roc/Penguin) and the YA supernatural thriller UNINVITED (MTV/Simon&Schuster). I also have stories in the MAMMOTH BOOK OF VAMPIRE ROMANCE 2 and ZOMBIES: ENCOUNTERS WITH THE HUNGRY DEAD. I'm working on a psychological thriller called THE DECADENTS. I am divorced, with sons, and live in Bel Air.

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